A little 1998 humour

My brother just came across this gem of a forward from back in the day. Worth a good laugh (*how* exactly do you woo women?).

Though it is interesting: I found this funnier back when I was caught up in (read: hysterical over) the college application process. I've always admired people who are utterly capable but take things less seriously.

(Google update: Sad to see, it was for a writing contest?)